November 05, 2004
Potential Pick-Up Lines From A Goat (or, What I Did Not Learn While Visiting Family Friends on Their Vermont Farm)
♥ “I love petting zoos -- heavy petting zoos.”
♥ “You know what they say about barns: my door’s always open.”
♥ “I really do eat anything.”
♥ “Milk me.”
♥ “A bed of hay is way more comfortable than it looks. Want to see?”
♥ “Do you think it’s sexy when I lick the puddles of urine left by sheep and llamas? No? Oh, well, I can stop that.”
♥ "I'm an animal!"
Posted by Jason Feifer at November 5, 2004 12:19 AM
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