Table scraps:

♣WHAT GOES ON inside a "Mortal Kombat: Deception" Internet game room called GAYTALK? This guy hypothesizes -- "Bitch, you did NOT just unlock Jade" -- and then goes in to find out.

♣THE AMITYVILLE HOUSE might be haunted, but what about its home appliances? Witness the awesome power of... the Amityville Toaster.

♣I WONDER: IF the Northeast chose to secede from the United States, what would happen? After all, folks in the "heartland" can talk all they want about conservative values, but the nation's economy would grind to a halt without places like New York and Boston. Sadly, this isn't worth considering for long, since the Constitution doesn't really give states much of an out.

♣THEY SHOULD SELL tickets to whatever comes out of this craigslist post: "I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger. If you are one, have a fiery streek, please contact me so we can meet and physically fight. I would like to beat the shit out of you."

♣HOORAY FOR HEROES! A man used a machete to defend himself against three armed men who tried to rob him at his trailer, and neighbors showed up with baseball bats and guns came to help out.

Posted by Jason Feifer at November 8, 2004 11:39 AM