November 29, 2004
Somebody get this administration a new freakin' tailor

I never believed the conspiracy theory that Bush was wearing some sort of radio transmitter during the first debate, although I also never accepted Bush's explanation that it was just a poorly-tailored suit. But that photo above was taken today, and shows Bush walking with Carlos Gutierrez, who he nominated for Secretary of Commerce -- and there, just above Bush's hand, is totally the same sort of bulge.
So, what the hell is going on here? Is everyone in the administration wired? Is everyone poorly tailored? Is the bulge some sort of contagious infection being spread around the White House like herpes at a sorority house? Is the administration made up of robots with bulging on/off switches? Is Bush & Co. the Borg? Somebody needs to start asking some real questions here.
Posted by Jason Feifer at November 29, 2004 11:11 PM
Comments
I read or heard somewhere that Bush claimed he was wearing a bullet proof vest under his suit coat and that is what made the bump!
Posted by Linda Chapman at November 30, 2004 01:07 PM
I'm pretty sure someone else made that claim, but Bush didn't want to admit to wearing the vest because... um, I don't know. But that's what I remember. We're great sources, aren't we?
Posted by Phillip at November 30, 2004 03:09 PM
it was howard stern that said that on his show
Posted by jerry at December 3, 2004 04:16 AM
Said what? Regardless, please remember: just because somebody said it louder doesn't mean they said it first.
Posted by Jason at December 3, 2004 10:06 AM
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