Table scraps:

♣THIS JUST MIGHT be the best cartoon t-shirt design ever.

♣THE JUDGE WHO just about begged for a reaction with his Ten Commandments robe got what he wanted, and now, of course, he's playing modest.

♣EVERYONE ELSE HAS had more sex than you? This bunny feels your pain.

♣THINK MISSOURI IS too lax, as only one of three states to allow prisoners to play video games? Consider the rationale, from a Department of Corrections spokesman: "We let them play these games so they are not spending their time assaulting our staff.” Hard to argue with that!

♣WHICH WEB ADVERTISEMENT ploy do people hate the most? Pops-up in front of your window? An ad that covers what you are trying to see? One that occupies most of the page? This guy did a survey to find out. The answers are, well, not that surprising.

♣HERE'S ANOTHER NO-BRAINER survey: It turns out 90 percent of teleconference participants aren't paying a damn bit of attention.

♣WANT SOMETHING ELSE to worry about? Terrorists can quite feasibly down planes with lasers!

♣GARY BENCHLEY, RIGHT here.

Posted by Jason Feifer at December 17, 2004 08:09 AM