Table scraps:

♣PREPARE YOURSELF FOR the most embarassing moment of this man's life. (video)

♣GOOGLE'S ADWORDS PROGRAM isn't as smart as it seems to be. But then again, maybe people actually are looking for sexy dead singles and WMD's on eBay.

♣WHO IS DUMBER: The burglar who took a long nap in a car two blocks from the scene of a crime, or the police who took so damn long to find him sleeping there?

♣THE BARK MITZVAH boy spent most of the evening under the table, but the rest of the guests seemed to have a blast.

♣THE HEAVIEST 110-pound woman alive? Here are photos of strong men who are unable to lift her, and there's video of it about halfway through this cheesy promotional video.

♣HERE'S A CLEVER experiment to illustrate how e-mail addresses get picked up by spammers. From the site: I will use that address to put a single post on a single Usenet message board -- something like "Hello, world." ... If and when messages appear, there is no way that the sender can possibly, in any way, shape, or form, claim that someone requested information using it, or signed up for mailings, or has any kind of relationship with any "business partner."

Posted by Jason Feifer at December 22, 2004 10:50 AM