Multi-purpose, just like nature intended

No, you're not the only one to think naughty things about the Banana Guard, one of the more frivilous products available. The BG, of course, is basically a banana-shaped lunchbox that, according to its site, "allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere. " But check out the fifth question on its FAQ page:

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

Yeah, and that's why the Banana Guard comes in colors named "Passionate Purple" and "Pretty in Pink," right? Hey, at least it's dishwasher safe.

Posted by Jason Feifer at December 27, 2004 10:26 AM