December 28, 2004
Well, don't keep me in suspense!
I got this message inside a fortune cookie over the weekend, when I went to a Chinese food place because my normal pizza stop was closed. It was semi-decent, but I forgot to ask for no MSG, which I don't take well to. By the time I saw that fortune, I figured Elisha Cuthbert was about to walk in and deliver the message, "You look like you're about to puke."
I didn't. And she didn't. These fortune cookies don't know shit.
(Oh yeah -- there's no Fear of Sex today. It will return next week.)
Posted by Jason Feifer at December 28, 2004 12:56 AM
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