Table scraps:

♣KEVIN KAVANAUGH'S TEETH are perfect, ok? They're not all gross and grimy, see? Ok? He's a model, dammit! His teeth are awesome! White and straight and beautiful and awesome! If anyone else suggests otherwise, well, they're in trouble. Oh boy.

♣GOT ANY OLD t-shirts lying around? Why not turn them into underwear? (This link comes from a pretty interesting blog devoted to -- you guessed it -- t-shirts.)

♣THIS IS A waste of something, but what? Post-it notes? Time? Energy? A life? Oh, it's too much.

♣"YOU ARE GETTING sleeeeeppyyyyy. I am getting seeexxxxyyyyyy..." Hypnotist is busted for getting it on with his clients.

♣ASHLEE SIMPSON'S WOES continue. Check out the video of her ultra-off-key performance, followed by a rain of boos. Maybe she should have stuck with the lip-sync. (Too bad people can't just throw balls at her -- like this.)

♣THE NEWEST, AND longest, Gary Benchley episode. (And from the same site: A fun gallery of small-bear-will-travel photos.

Posted by Jason Feifer at January 6, 2005 10:42 AM