February 10, 2005

Table scraps:

TAKE A GUESS how much it costs an airline to provide those awful little pillows on flights. No, really. Go on. Guess. The answer's right here.

WHICH IS STRANGER: That a man was swimming naked towards Anna Kournikova's house because he believed she had propped the door open for him and left some clothes for him to wear, or that the story about it is accompanied by a 25-picture photo gallery that seems to say, "Dude, Anna's so hot, it makes sense that someone would stalk her"?

SOMEONE A BIT bitter?

REVEALED: THE PLACE where Wes Anderson finds inspiration, and a bit more.

HOW'S THIS FOR scary? A man is thrown out of a car, wakes up on the street, and can only remember that his nickname is Tee. "I just want to have my memory back. I hope someone is looking for me," he said.

THIS IS OLD news by now, but I just got around to reading a story about the two girls who were sued for giving neighbors some home-baked cookies, and it really is pretty pathetic.

AND THEN, THERE'S this.

Posted by Jason Feifer at February 10, 2005 11:13 AM

Comments

"She thought perhaps they were burglars or some neighbors she had tangled with in the past, she said."

After doing doughnuts in a guy's yard down the street and pooping in a few lawns around my block there's no way I'd answer the door late at night either. Let alone eat some of their freshly baked 'cookies.'

Everybody sucks for making my life so stressful.

Posted by Rob at February 11, 2005 04:03 PM