February 10, 2005
The fifty-first way to leave your lover
White Castle restaurants in Cincinnati are now accepting reservations for Valentines Day dinner by candlelight. Here are some suggestions for what to do after the meal:
♥ Spend the evening on matching his-and-her toilets.
♥ Really bare your hearts, on the operating table during a triple-bypass.
♥ Slide her the Slyder, if you know what I mean.
♥ Write poetry: "Roses are red / like the face of a pheasant / We went to the Castle / cuz I think you're a peasant"
♥ Use the extra grease on your plates as massage oil.
Posted by Jason Feifer at February 10, 2005 11:57 AM
Comments
Wow ... White Castle is the most delicious thing ever, but I would so punch someone if they took me there for a Valentine's Day date. Unless we like, met at White Castle or something, which is unlikely.
Posted by Kristin at February 10, 2005 12:10 PM
This entry is adorably funny! Thanks for the smile.
Posted by Jessica at February 28, 2005 11:48 AM
That is so gross! i would be so pissed if some one took to white castle for valentines date!
Posted by JO at August 3, 2005 08:16 PM
Gross!!
Posted by kaysealove at August 17, 2005 04:13 PM
I came by way of your site via a link about just how funny Goths are. There's a picture floating around the internet somewhere that you need on that page.
It has some craptastic photo and says "I'm so Goth I shit bats". Hilarious. I'll send it when I find it. Keep up the great site.
@Kristin
Speaking as someone who has been picked up at a Taco Bell I can tell you that if he ever took me back there for Valentine's, the "aw" factor would not be worth the "ick" factor
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