Are you telling me I can't take cologne showers anymore?

This weekend, I received a graphics-enhanced spam promoting an ebook called "How to have the best sex humanly possible?", which featured three teasers of tips you'll learn from the book, including the one above. The others, in case you're wondering, were: "1) How to know what kind of win-or-lose 'sexual chemistry codes' you are sending every time you kiss your lover!" and "3) The one best way to win the true undying love of a member of the opposite sex!"

Clearly, though, the makers of the ebook don’t know their audience: Teaser number one requires that you already have a lover to kiss, and anybody who’s responding to this spam has only their hand to make out with. And then, check out the potted plants behind that woman's head. What is that, the new chic in sexiness? Or are men just supposed to fantasize about screwing her in the back of a dollar store? “Who's yo ficus, baby? Huh? Who's yo daddy ficus?”

Posted by Jason Feifer at March 14, 2005 09:11 AM