Table scraps:

♣"NO JOCKSTRAPS ALLOWED. No underpants-- nothin` whatsoever. And it's no good with tight trousers, mind ye. Little bah-stards have to be able to move around inside there from ankle to ankle." And those are the rules of ferret-legging, from this book.

♣FOR THOSE WHO are thrilled by even the most mundane Napoleon Dynamite soundbite, you best start clicking. (Via Funny Tasting Iced Tea.)

♣I'LL BE TRAVELING to Australia in May (whoo!), and already more than one person has asked me to check out the direction water spins in a flushed toilet there. I had heard the legend before -- that it spins differently than it does in America because it's in a different hemisphere -- but I doubt I'd ever notice even if there was a difference. But here's a better reason not to notice: That legend is totally false.

♣IF YOU'RE EVER looking for a good clearinghouse of videos of people getting hurt -- you know, the ol' skateboarding accidents and stunts gone wrong -- check out Big Boys. I found it over the weekend, and while it also has a large stable of cheap male thrills (if you're in to that sort of thing), the injury films make it worth the trip.

♣LADIES, THIS MAN is looking for some fine wine and fine conversation.

♣AND THEN, THERE'S this. (Via Millerbull.)

Posted by Jason Feifer at March 28, 2005 11:18 AM