Table scraps:

♣ONLINE PERSONAL AD from a not-so-go-getter. (Best line: "So, in short I don’t think I am a 'great catch' but I am definitely worth the shot.")

♣DAFFY DUCK IS not an easy guy to navigate, much like this game isn't an easy thing to stop playing.

♣HOW TO WOO a techo-lover: Have some fondue powered through a USB port, and then get down and iCopulate!

♣ANN COULTER RECENTLY spoke at a place called the Lied Center. Oh irony, you are a good friend.

♣"WE CAN'T HAVE title holders out there walking when they're seen in the public," explains Ms. Wheelchair America's treasurer. And that's why Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin had to get the boot.

♣IT GIVES "SIT on my face" a whole new meaning: Furniture Porn, the movie. And if you just can't get enough of stop-motion object sex, check out this collection of banner ads I posted a few years ago.

♣AND THEN, THERE'S this.

Posted by Jason Feifer at April 4, 2005 09:07 AM