May 20, 2005
Mopping up
OK, Jason landed last night, so he should be back and in business in a day or so (give the brother some time to shake off a 13-hour time difference). Thanks for putting up with the general crankiness in my posts these last two weeks. Hopefully, I haven't done too much damage to the site's traffic.
Here are a few last scraps for you:
*What barren and desolate place do we divert airplanes with suspected terrorists inside? Is there an athol or outpost with a landing strip somewhere, so damage to American society can be minimized? Absolutely: Bangor, Maine.
*What happens when the Dead Sea dies? I have a theory: Run! Run from the Undead Sea!
*Not from this hemisphere? Need a primer on Star Wars? Here's the best one I've seen so far.
*Speaking of Star Wars, here's an older item that still cracks me up: On the Improbability of the Death Star's Trash Compactor.
*And since we're walking down Mcsweeney's memory lane, here's the best thing I ever saw on the site: The journal of a new Cobra recruit.
*And as a final note from me, I pose a question: Why are the two guys on either side of this site's banner touching themselves? Post your answer in the comments section, and Jason will send the winner something free and happyscrappy related.
--Berto
Posted by Happyscrappy Guest Blogger at May 20, 2005 07:55 AM
Comments
They don't want anybody else, and also? They're thinking about you.
Posted by Kristin at May 20, 2005 10:18 AM
Theyre as excited as we are that jason is back
Posted by wendy at May 20, 2005 11:30 AM
I was thinking the same thing yesterday. i think it has to do with Nuclear fussion.
Posted by Jenny at May 20, 2005 12:25 PM
because it feeels good:)
Posted by stan at May 20, 2005 02:28 PM
Alright, folks: You snooze, you loose. I'm sending stuff to the four above (well, the three i can contact -- stan, e-mail me if you want in), because Berto said I would and I'm a pushover.
But all the same, that was a great observation: I never noticed they were both touching themselves. For an answer, you'll have to ask Joe (duckandmonkey.com), who drew them for me.
Posted by jason at May 21, 2005 02:20 PM
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