What, did he bribe them for this?

As you see above, this month's issue of Zink Magazine lists disgraced Page Sixer Jared Paul Stern as a contributor. I'm shocked any publication is still willing to use him. Even worse: The first line of his bio is, "Jared Paul Stern is the former editor of Page Six magazine and the New York Post's Books section." How... lacking. It's a bit like writing, "Saddam Hussein is the former president of Iraq and leader of the Ba'ath Party."

With standards this low, it must be pretty easy for any schmuck to waltz into Zink's contributor page. Oh wait...

Update: Gawker picked up on this post and put it in hilarious context.

Posted by Jason Feifer at June 14, 2006 01:08 AM