June 28, 2006

It,s a barely literate world out there!

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I recently had a bag of Jungle Crackers, which weren’t very good. But these jungle-themed animal crackers got even worse when I noticed that a lion apparently ate the company’s copy editor. Or maybe it was giant mosquito. Or something else big and scary.

Anyway: Roar with delight at the comma mistaken for an apostrophe! Growl with frustration at-the-incorrect-use-of-hyphens! Scratch your head like a confused chimpanzee at the claim that these crackers are “naturally low in fat.” (How is that possible? Do low-fat Jungle Crackers grow on trees?)

Posted by Jason Feifer at June 28, 2006 08:28 AM

Comments

this post d!d make me roar with delight!

Posted by amy at June 28, 2006 08:54 PM


Is that an inappropriate use of an exclamation mark, too? "Jungle Crackers wil! make you roar..."

Posted by Sara at July 2, 2006 07:48 PM


I think that's just the light reflecting off the bag, and not an errant exclamation mark. But all the same: As far as I'm concerned, every exclamation mark is an inappropriate use of an exclamation mark.

Posted by jason at July 3, 2006 01:33 AM