October 31, 2006
Someone has a future writing for "Saturday Night Live"
My friend Joe is an art teacher, and his kindergarteners this morning were telling each other Halloween jokes. He passed along some of his favorites, which were apparently major knee-slappers in class:
Q: Why can't the skeleton go to a wedding?
A: Because he doesn’t have body.
Q: Why can't a skeleton go to a marriage?
A: Because he is just bones.
Q: Why can't a dead ghost go trick or treating?
A: Because he's dead.
Q: Why couldn’t the mummy go trick or treating?
A: Because he was all tangled up in that stuff their bodies are wrapped in.
Q: What do you call a mouse getting candy?
A: A scaredy eagle.
Posted by Jason Feifer at October 31, 2006 06:18 PM
Comments
Great title for this post.
Posted by Johnny Cat at November 2, 2006 02:10 PM
Dude, somewhere along the way that first joke got mauled. Let's put it back together:
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the Prom?
A: Because he had no body to go with.
Laugh!
Posted by Andrew at November 5, 2006 12:53 PM
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