Table scraps:

♣IF YOU HEAR someone scream and think it sounds familiar, it probably does.

♣YOU AIN'T SEEN French mimes like Jerome Murat. And since we're sharing videos, you ain't seen a Rocky montage that doesn't feature Rocky like this one. And you sure as hell ain't seen a bob until you've seen Martha MacCallum's.

♣ONE BURGER CONTAINING meats from Wendy's, Burger King and McDonald's? A twice-baked potato? A McNugget Burger? The fast food lovers go wild mix-n-matching. They eat, I vomit.

♣WANT TO MAKE your own loofa? It's easy! Are you taking notes, Bill?

♣FROM THE 'THERE'S A Whole Store For That? Department' comes: cow-themed parties and jello wrestling.

♣MUCH HAS BEEN written about how unhappy Kazakhstan is over "Borat," but the Cleveland Plain Dealer seemed to have a funny, new angle: real Kazakhstan film crew comes to Ohio to do a story on American politics, the cameraman's name is "Bolat," and nobody will take them seriously. Except, uh, read the story. There isn't a single quote from the Kazakhstan crew, or any indication the reporter even got in touch with them. Boo.

♣AND THEN, THERE'S this.

Posted by Jason Feifer at November 30, 2006 07:27 AM