Bill O'Reilly left his heart in San Francisco

Someone in San Francisco is hurting, and bad. A guy was supposed to come over at 11, he didn’t, and it’s just the latest in a long pattern. He’s jerking her around, folks. Playing with her heart. And she’s pissed: “Leave my heart and soul alone... you dick!” she writes in a long, ranting post on San Fran’s Craigslist.

A reader (thanks, Meghan!) sent me the link because it contained this quirky line: “SEX...mmmm.The best.LOVE IT.Now barley.” She, like I, was intrigued by this sudden change of topic. Sex then, barley now. A night of passion, wake up in a field in Montana. These things happen, apparently.

But as I thought about it more, despite there being no good reason to think more about something like this, it reminded me of another copulation-to-crop switch that we all know and love: Bill O’Reilly's falafel in the sexual harassment suit he got slapped with. And perhaps -- just perhaps -- there's something deeper going on. A heart-and-soul kind of thing. Here are some quotes from the SF Craigslist posting paired with Bill’s quotes in the suit.

SF: "SEX...mmmm.The best.LOVE IT.Now barley."

Bill: "So anyway, I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing"


SF: "At the beinning of our relationship,when your feelings became stonger....Did your think about what you were slowly doing to me? as you lied about your hook ups?"

Bill: "Nobody’s believe ‘em... they wouldn’t [tell] anyway, I can’t imagine any of them ever doing that cuz I always made friends with women before I bedded them down."


SF: "He becomes very angry if I ever mention anything to do with a certain person"

Bill: "The person gets what’s coming to them but never sees it coming. Look at Al Franken, one day he’s going to get a knock on his door and life as he’s known it will change forever."

I think we’ve just made a love connection.

Posted by Jason Feifer at April 23, 2007 09:07 AM