May 11, 2007
Hi, I'm your landlord. You can call me Big Daddy.
If you're looking to move to Boston, well, boy oh boy, I've got the living arrangements for you right here. This Craigslist post promises a room across the street from a "laundry mat," is in "the nice neighborhood," has a huge living room, dining room and patio, and, oh, you have to be a girl. To be specific: "*~FEMALE PREFERED!!! (Somewhat Professional-or whatever...as long as a near Clean Freak like myself & Roomie)!"
At the bottom are three pictures of the apartment and then this one, which sheds some light on the roommate-gender preference:
Also in the lease, just below the rent and security deposit: "Manditory naked time, 6 p.m. to 3 a.m."
Posted by Jason Feifer at May 11, 2007 02:46 PM
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LOL!
Having just endured the trauma of finding a new housemate, this made me laugh!
My extremely sensible add got enough responses from weirdos, so imagine what this one got!?!
I'm on the cusp of finding a housemate myself, and I think I'll take a couple of cues from Eddie here. I love the "Private/Locked Room is YOUR Domain" line, particularly with the photo of said "domain".
Oh, and pointing out the proximity of a dry cleaners and the noxious funk that comes with it is especially shrewd.
Posted by Johnny Cat at May 12, 2007 02:20 PM
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