Before they say "I do," we should vote

I went to a wedding at Saint Anselm College in N.H. yesterday, and on our way out, we passed this:

Sadly, it wasn't a post-wedding spin room. The college is hosting presidential debates today and Tuesday, and CNN is taking over. At the entrance to the college, there's now a sign that says "CNN = politics" -- which, if the two were in fact identical, would explain why American politics sucks so much. I kind of wished the spin room was for us, though. Imagine the brutality of post-wedding spin doctors: You'd have the pro-wedding faction ("The bride showed today that she's both graceful and intelligent, and clearly she's the right choice for the groom") and, say, the jilted ex-lover faction ("The bride may say she's ready for commitment, but her record during the spring semester of sophomore year clearly shows otherwise"). Now that's something I'd watch CNN for.

Posted by Jason Feifer at June 3, 2007 01:23 PM