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Be a part of history! Get your
agenda promoted by the White House! Take back America for
yourself!
You are bidding on George W. Bush's support
for your cause. Level of support increases with monetary
donation. See list:
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DONOR LEVEL
"Condi's Cougar"
"Rummy's Rodeo"
"Powell's Power-hitter"
"Cheney's
Cha-ching"
"Bush's Buddies" |
DONATION VALUE
$100,000
$500,000
$1,000,000
$50,000,000
$1,000,000,000
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TYPE OF SUPPORT
vague reference at mid-western rally
slightly more specific reference
at mid-western rally
public support for a bill to directly
benefit your group/company
sneaky support for your
group/company (eg: bill pork, Iraq reconstruction
contract)
well shit, just about anything you
want
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Happy customers include Halliburton, Bechtel, Christian Coalition, Enron and more!
Hey there, Mr. CEO. Want another big tax
break?
What about you, good friend of the industry?
Want lower pollution standards?
What say you,
pharmaceutical
industry man? Want to keep those pesky cheap drugs in
Canada where they belong?
How about you, proud
servant of God? Isn't it time we brought prayer back to
schools, and gave your discriminating charities more federal
funding?
With reelection on the way, the Bush team
needs you more than ever*.
And that could mean
great returns on your investment -- or as we like to call
them, your "Dubya dollars"
Don't let this opportunity pass you by.
Without our guy in the White House, who knows what'll
happen.
* 'You' does not include gays,
blacks, Arabs, French
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When you smirk, Mr. Bush smirks with you.
Ain't government
grand?
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