Here in yo' ear.
--mp3s to make you cringe--

With the exception of the first mp3, these are all little ditties I recorded a few years ago on Windows' ultra-lo-fi sound recorder, mostly just to amuse myself in college.

1. My country song:
What: Recorded in a studio with my band as a secret track. Me on guitar and vocals, Brandon Bergman on drums and backup vocals, Isaac Lekach on backup vocals.
Why: Because songs about incest are funny.
Length: Maybe two minutes or so.

2. The ingredients to Goldfish crackers:
What:
Like it says, the ingredients of Pepridge Farm's Goldfish crackers, set to music.
Why: Because you should know what you're eating, and i couldn't think of lyrics at the time.
Length: Half a minute, maybe.

3. Oops... I did it again:
What: A jazzy cover of the Britney Spears "classic"
Why: Because even a bad song can be a good song... or something. Maybe not. You have your own opinion.
Length: Fifty-nine seconds.

4. I saw a fly buzz when I died, Gilligan!:
What: Emily Dickenson's poem, "I saw a fly buzz when i died," sung to the theme of Gilligan's Island, sort of.
Why: Because every Emily Dickenson poem can be sung to the theme of Gilligan's Island.
Length: Half a minute, maybe.

5. A really very lovely true story:
What:
A legitimately true story about a boy and a girl, in song form
Why: Because it's just such a crazy story that it should be told over and over again, in as many formats as possible
Length: About 3.5 minutes

6. Reverse joke:
What: An age-old joke spoken backwards and then played backwards, so that hypothetically it should sound as if someone is speaking normally. It didn't exactly turn out that way, but take a listen and try to figure out what the joke is. (If you're stumped, highlight the next sentence with your mouse: "A man walked into a bar... ouch! Ba-dum-bum-tsss.")
Why: Have you ever tried this? It's not very easy.
Length: Ten seconds, at most.

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