The 'picture of the day' link backlog.
(On this page: Jan, 2003 and on)
Past log: April, 2002 - Dec, 2002
                Dec, 2002 - Aug, 2003

Note: there's a chance that some of these links may be defunct. If you find one that is, please e-mail me so i can take it down. Thanks.

I officially declare that Canadians should be able to vote in November's election.
So, bird flu virus, what's it like to be so very birdy, flu-like, and a virus?
I know it's only rock-n-roll, but John Kerry likes it.
I know it's only a bunch of bugs, but rock-n-roll likes it.
Remember the 1983 flick War Games? Yeah, well.
The CIA and James Bond ain't lying. Check out this video of a cell phone gun.
Taco Bell fires girl for wearing the wrong coat.
Ketchup, ketchup and ketchup.
Radio Shack disregards the First Amendment, and sues RadioShackSucks.com
A gallery of men who think whisps of hair can cover an entire head.
OutKast and PeaNuts, shakin' some rump. (video)
A jarring discovery in the world of dragons.
Congratulations. You may punch the bride.
Justin Timberlake, you are an idiot.
T-t-t-today's "junior."
Who decides what camera shots to use at the State of the Union speech? This guy.
Tantric sex positions for those with no time to spare.
Meet the guy who invented Ctrl-Alt-Delete.
The last Samurai is a teenager in Missouri.
This whale will self-destruct in 30 seconds.
Judiasm gets sexy!
Yetti baseball.
You loved liquids and solids. Now, here's fermionic condensate, the new matter.
Public urination is pissing off the people of Minneapolis.
The Jedi Master was no match for the Jedi Burglar.
This robber wants u too giv him all yur muny.
Thousands of ping pong balls. Falling.
Do the Swedes love bestiality?
Is Kerry using Botox?
Fox's next trashy reality show will feature midgets.
All those e-friends can get hard to manage.
Pretty good collection of tabloid headlines.
More on the girl with x-ray vision.
Bad spellers suffer on eBay.
What tunes make the candidates' booties shake? These.
Theater, art, or just 27 hours of dry-humping?
To this parrot, squaking is for the birds.
Al Franken literally kicks ass.
Sundance: the place to gawk and not get drunk.
This bank-robber is taking his depends diapers to jail.
Jerky teenagers steal a little girl's birthday cake in mid-party.
Which spokesman is prettier? Bush picks the Candian.
In Beer vs. Iron Maiden, the beer wins.
The new Dave Eggers novel has started on Salon.
Someone has paid $18 for an old bottle of Diet Crystal Pepsi.
The mystery of papaya gender is finally solved.
New York airport security, strong as ever.
Don't forget to tip the strip club waitress.
RIP, inventor of sea monkeys.
Documentary filmmaker almost dies by eating McDonald's for a month.
The historical system of knighthood has officially lost all meaning.
When homesick, simply say you killed someone.
Sex is good for the economy.
Complete 50,000-year-old mammoth skull found in gravel pit.
Without a doubt, here is the oddest exchange between a reporter and Bush.
This tiny dog is, I'll admit, a whole lotta cute. Check the slideshow.
From the What A Classy Guy Department.
Water on Mars!
Bravo is gearing up for another gay-folks-help-the-straight-folks show.
Bush spoke about promoting abstinence. Is this part of that plan?
Here it is, the best instrument in the world: the farting nun.
A mini-Watergate at the US Senate Judiciary Committee?
Yes, Virginia, there really is a Yolanda Squatpump.
Teen brings the wrong ammo to a stick-up.
Brain cells, integrity, literacy -- meet thy enemy.
Hiking magazine tells readers to go jump off a cliff.
Chicago's Da Bull pleads his case in Da Court.
Hot dogs! Get yer dose of reality hot dogs!
Tah-ie-e-ime is on food's side. Yes it is.
Is it, or is it not, Winston Churchill's 104-year-old cursing parrot?
Anyone care to bid on a piece of the defunct Beastie Boys' Grand Royal records?
The invention that will revolutionize security and relationships: lie detector glasses.
Tragedy at -- surprise, surprise -- a hunting camp.
Want to be sick? Check out Republican hate mail to Margaret Cho.
More from the heated bear vs. prarie dog football match.
One family shares a hotel with the Fetish Flea Market.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Someone is stealing this man's newspapers. But who?
Streakers stranded when their car gets stolen.
Don't forget to take your memory pill.
What's more disgusting than a designer handbag? A designer dog.
Note to dumb druggies: a bag of pot won't go off in a metal detector.
Dave Eggers to write a serialized novel for Salon.com!
Spanish politician calls Tony Blair "a complete dickhead" on live TV.
When you're an Internet salesman at Career Day, lie.
Great story by George Saunders in the New Yorker.
Meow meow meow. Meow?
My friend Jon's new McSweeney's piece went up today. Check it out.
Venezuela considers legalizing desperation theft.
Finally, we see the most useless political press releases.
New Yorker readers apparently love Mr. Happy Crack.
Here is the woman responsible for Beatlemania.
Whoops... wrong airport.
It's like a real-life comic book! Russian girl born with x-ray vision!
Starbucks apparently thinks the French want lousy coffee.
Interview with the tin foil guy from last week's AP story.
The lost journals of Doogie Howser, M.D.
A history of the folding chair.
Beware: here are pictures of slugs mating. Seriously.
I've played way too much of this game in the past week.
Vermin Supreme: vote for him for everything.
Pay phones! Lots of pay phones!
More on the guy who wanted to sue the cable company for ruining his family.
Here's a hot tip: don't handle jalapenos and then have sex.
The 100 most misspelled words in the English language.
When stolen goods bite you in the nuts.
Why is Mars red? Here's why.
Burger King drive-thru: "You're too fat to be eating a Whopper. Pull ahead."
This captures just one of the reasons i hate poetry.
Is this the beginning of Civil War II?
It's getting tense in Tacoma.
A road rage connection.
From the No Surprise Department: the Tatu girls aren't lesbians.
What is hell? How about all your skin falling off?
This letter never quite made it to Santa.
Little bitty Mario Bros game.
Eight simple rules for dating his ex-wife.
A 13-year-old should not drink half a bottle of vodka.
Who's been caught in the act?
Oh, the suspense! What, oh what, is Friendster's anti-christ, Enemyster?
Man's wife is fat and kids are lazy, so he's suing the cable company.
Killer and self-proclaimed woman-hater wants a sex change.
Forget water -- poop into sawdust!
To all the girls he's loved before.
Banker is humor-bankrupt.
News flash: nobody is really looking for a missing garden gnome.
(That is, except for the dwarf in a glass box. Everyone's looking for him.)
What game not to play with a pregnant wife on Christmas Eve.
Wrong charges of indecent exposure rip man's family apart.
Secret Service investigates school econ project. Good job, guys.
Assembly instructions for the Aksfon, a new IKEA computer desk.
Wow! This is the most interesting that zip codes get.
A great video of when Canada discovered the Internet.
Jamestown has achieved massive buffalosity.
Ebay's imaginary girlfriend auction is a hit.
This is jammin!
Strangely touching flash rendition of Johnny Cash's "Desperado" -- with monkeys.
What Pat Robertson would say if Jesus wasn't a Jesus-freak.
Clips from Sarah Vowell's bookish CD.
Gasoline is not a cure for lice.
The Year In Sex 2003 quiz.
From spam, poetry.
From the Onion: Dolphins evolve opposable thumbs.
There are far more comfortable ways to fly than this.
New Years in 360 degrees.
The medicine that's good for the ol' through-the-tire-swing.
The Puffies: awards for the lousiest book-cover blurb.
He deserves this for getting such a stupid tattoo.
The top 25 "censored" news stories of 2003.
At Chuck E. Cheese, police find the Riff N. Raff.
This is a pretty good collection of stuff. Just, stuff.
When celebs go to Japan to make commercials, they're Japandering.
Don't forget to check out Saturn. It's closer to Earth than it's been in 30 years.
Meet the guy that comes up with catchy names for bank robbers.
Man breaks record by bowling for 54 hours straight.
Couple applauded as they reach the mile high club.
Anyone want to buy a big island off of France?
Well, this is sort of romantic, i guess.
There must be better ways than this to gain sympathy points.
Who's coming down the chimney today? Well, it ain't Santa.
Ten ads that won't be making it to America.
From the Bye-Bye Reality Department: post-Rapture letters can be auto-sent to sinners.
For no good reason: video of Buzz Aldrin punching moon-landing conspiracy theorist.
For those who saw A Mighty Wind: "Wha' Happened?" is catching on. 
Nintendo's love affair with Mario may be deadly.
I just found David Sedaris's Slate.com diary from 1996. Whoo!
This makes about as much sense as Kubrick's version did.
Make your very own snowflake.
Ice plus blog equals IceBlog.
Subway life, doodled.
Company of the year.
What the hell is up with this football dude?
When the Big Question needs a little jump-start.
Just in time for the holidays: the world's oldest fruitcake.
Now here is a brave, brave man.
Where's the rake?
Ghost in the house!
Entrapment, via craigslist.
Here comes a $20,000 poop.
Mmmmm... New York City food!
When is an outbreak an epidemic?
Some jokes at Saddam's expense.
Bush, like all non-democratic leaders, is now putting out state-run news.
The guy who survived a Niagra Falls plunge has joined the circus.
The year's movies translated into porn titles.
Toy Guy is really Sales Guy.
Now that's a Big Mac.
This is really neat, and I don't even understand it all: complete list of extrasolar planets.
Airport security lays the unnecessary smackdown on an Aussie reporter.
Finally, I can wear my pretty pink dress in St. Paul, MN.
Is anyone in the market for an imaginary girlfriend?
Drinking and driving, with a twist.
Media quotes of the year.
Smile and say, "Jailtime!"
Japan does not support public humiliation for poopy-cat owners.
Always remember: literary assault is legal.
Bullet-proof charm wasn't bullet-proof.
Name that superhero in 12 pixels.
Lauren Hill bitchslaps the Vatican.
With winter comes the parent-chasing bear.
Well, at least someone loves Karl Rove.
You've seen sleep walking and sleep talking. Now, here's sleep eating.
It's sad times for the little monkey that bought the wrong bananas.
Apple opens its first store in Japan. Half of Tokyo shows up.
I have wasted too much time playing this game.
Is Tim Russert psychic?
Open letter to Young Women Who Work At Chain Bookstores.
Study: men really do become dumb around beautiful women.
To curse, or not to curse: that is the FCC's question.
What's weirder: the little musical prodigy, or the tour guide-like narration?
Well, i guess it's art: taking it in the face, and toking it.
Two spammers down, eight kazillion left to go.
Stop patting her head.
Rolling Stone editors change music review star ratings (item's 1/4th the way down).
Former employee returns stolen money -- 23 years later.
What does evil taste like?
The mayor has no clothes.
What kind of person spends his time debunking nude celeb shots? This guy. (warning: nudity)
Eminem busts a rhyme that the Secret Service thinks is whack.
The flames of passion do not fade at twilight.
John Green investigates John Greens.
How many ways can one man look for the same sketchy thing on craigslist?
Even biologists have a sense of humor.
Welcome to the World of Pain!
Fart tax.
How do you make chess interesting? Clearly, by mixing it with boxing.
Some worshippers said, "Oh Jesus," and others said, "Oh Jesus!"
If Ronald Reagan ever winds up on the dime, i'm done with them.
Draw something that sort of looks like someone at Mr. Picassohead.
The new fad in Japan: spray-on pantyhose.
I shouldn't be posting this crap, but: what would Michael Jackson look like today without plastic surgery?
From the Zero Tolerance Equals Zero Brains department: student expelled for carrying Advil.
Look what comes up first when you search Google for "miserable failure."
At Abercrombie & Fitch, unattractive employees are kept out of sight.
When the shoe doesn't fit, vain women get foot surgery.
Remember those outstanding G.I. Joe cartoons i posted a few weeks ago? They're all collected here.
Cannibal took out ads looking for "young, well-built men aged 18 to 30 to slaughter."
He was looking for a motorcycle. He found a date. Then he tried to kiss her.
Bad sex writing: a prize, and the nominations.
New York debates the merits of potty parity.
Music fans agree: the Grammys suck.
Whoever stole this guy's car stereo, please know that he wants it back.
The world's musicians have gathered to sing your lyrics.
"Whuh? Beer and chicks? Where?"
Blimp down! Blimp down!
Airline gives its logo a boob job.
Random teenagers rip apart mall clothing stores in the NYTimes.
Is that 177 packs of cigarettes in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Some people hate iPods for having a short shelf life, and others hate the haters.
The Fonz is back in town, and he's looking for a date.
What does a farting fish sound like?
Your name here.
Man's penny pinching pays off.
Study: everyone in Asia will soon have arthritis.
Scientists drill a hole and strike a buried ancient Greek town.
Whatever happened to Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson?
The military punishes adulterers, but not really.
This is just... really unfortunate.
North Carolina has an official state saltwater fish. And a reptile. And a historical boat. And...
Raymond Allen Gray, Jr. is now officially Bubba Bubba Bubba.
Nevermind the bullocks, you're a Canadian tribal chief!
Manatee-watchers are getting an earful.
This sums up the world so well, it's terrifying. And hilarious.
Study: animals know when they don't know.
Metaphysical egg toss.
The price of saving our closest biological relative is $25 mil.
Scientist surprised that nobody wants a surgically implanted orgasm.
James Joyce: teacher from heaven, teacher from hell.
In Celebrity-Obsessed America, people line up to offer a kidney to NBA star.
Study: there are too many humans!
People love to hate Britney.
Viva la Internet dating.
Computer programmer or serial killer?
And down came the mysterious square ceiling.
The KKK is no match for gravity.
When old people lose teeth, they lose their minds.
Cannibal wants to deter others from following his lead. Consider it done, pal.
Here's an unhealthy idea: competetive Vodka drinking.
America's new sweetheart: armless surfer girl.
It isn't quite a call from the dead, but...
iPod users are performing strange, wordless earbud ritual.
First case of 'spam rage' prosecuted.
Where does bail money go?
Hah!
Once and for all, what really is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Needed: someone to bail a hapless dope out of a bad bet.
Good ol' emotional home cookin'.
Where do I live? Hey, FU.
British Trojan commercials are really funny. Click here, here and here.
"YOU VILL TSROW OUT DAS GARBAGE!"
Bush tries to play along with British royalty.
How was this man not caught?
In Wyoming, you can get a permit to feed garbage to pigs.
Woman has a stroke, and wakes up with a British accent.
They've finally found Europe's oldest toothbrush.
A delightful little superhero, isn't he?
Michael Ian Black wants to know: who's eating babies?
When Nintendo enthusiasts get old.
Art patrons mistake hanging body for sculpture.
This is the most clever animal rights campaign I've seen so far.
I don't even know what to make of this.
Colorado may nix 12th grade.
Now we know what happens when someone tries to mail a live alligator.
Coming soon to a bathroom near you: waterless urinals.
Where'd the cheese go? I don't know. (video)
Artists do albums. Or something.
Praise be for the perfect poop.
Great collection of the Unabomber's letters from jail.
This salmon was fished out by the ugly stick.
How many people have lived on Earth?
Study: women like Internet porn.
How are Legos made?
College permits dancing for the first time in 143 years. Students take crash courses.
Some people like a traditional English breakfast, but this guy loves it.
This is a party her butt will never forget.
Dr. Doom, at your service.
Ready to cringe?
It's a man, baby! A man... and an inmate in the woman's ward!
The eleventh commandment: thou shall rob a bank.
Dick and Jane get complicated.
Do you love 80s songs?
Pluckin' nose hairs.
"Nothing says cool refreshment like a loud, badly coiffed real-estate mogul."
This just in: everyone born in Pittsburg apparently can't take a joke.
Philadephia girls, however, can hand out a good ass-kicking.
The life of a Montana campus cop is an exciting one.
The World Beard Champ has been crowned!
The man's no good..
WeddingChannel.com has become prime ex-stalking grounds.
The Dead Sea is dying.
G.I. Joe be teachin' you things with these here cartoons
(they take a moment to load, but they're totally worth it): Computers!   Reggae!   Ice skating!
Not only is Oprah bad for your brain, but she's now bad for your health, too.
One man's cell phone service goes down the drain.
Iraq experiences a drought of baby Saddams.
Midgets want to rock and roll all night, and party every day.
Fun game of hi-tech catch.
Cutest hamster ever.
One of the funniest leads I've seen in a news story.
What it's like to be a crappy street performer.
The Department of Justice bungles secrecy.
Odds of dying, by death.
If Martha Stewart isn't jailed for insider trading, she should be for ruining Halloween.
Former FOX News staffer reveals just how fair and balanced the place is.
In cinematic fashion, an ancient Mayan altar was retrieved from gang members.
Women fight intruder with kindness, rum and a ham sandwich.
Going ghost-hunting with the ghost hobbyists.
Pirate attacks are on the rise.
From the Kids In A Violent World Department: expelled for drawing and arrested for toy gun
Dunkin' Donuts killed the cruller.
The Year in Street Graffiti.
It was almost highway robbery -- with a tricycle.
It was almost a bank robbery -- with courtesy.
Take my wife('s crappy Beanie Babies)... please!
Who would possibly think that shrink-wrap is sexy?
British couple moves after being the Butt of all jokes.
What do Onion readers think about breast implants?
For when you really, really, really love your pet.
This is the perfect calendar... if you give a crap.
Florida schools hate gay students.
Turn your sound on, and focus.
Will this pill look like a big O?
Bush makes a funny.
Online Connect 4.
VH1's new show: I Love 6 Months Ago. (and may i just say, i hate those "I Love the..." shows. hate.)
This guy wants some sex with a sideorder of pretension.
Man offers to leave his fortune to the Smiths, on the condition of one thing.
If humans were like worms, they might live 500 years.
Prisoners sing their way to freedom.
Trombone jokes!
Note to would-be pilots: don't fly over weddings that let off celebratory gunshots.
A letter from the Garden Gnomes to their owner, Michael.
Is the new Buick Masturbate a one-seater?
A short history of online dating.
Note to all students: taking Viagra before class is a bad idea.
Reporter's trip to the bathroom was pretty crappy.
Porno karaoke sounds way more entertaining than regular karaoke.
Old man loses pension because he was blowing it on blowjobs.
Real news Madlibs.
What it's like to screw up an interview for the trashy reality show Blind Date.
How do you ruin Lord of the Rings? Turn it into a theater musical.
Man almost dies from a severe case of Being An Idiot.
Get yo' gangsta name on.
There is one paper in the country that realizes the Kobe case is crap.
Get the new $20 bill yet? Well, so did everyone else.
It's moving! It's not moving. It's moving!
Even if the British don't kill him, David Blaine might die anyway.
Funny translations of foreign products (bottom of column)
What type of breast implants look fake, and why?
Mentally ill and running for mayor.
Sir Mix-a-Lot goes Greek, apparently.
This is not the elevator to be on when a kid pushes all the buttons.
Chile must have just seen the 'sexy cakes' Saturday Night Live skit.
It's official: dog enthusiasts are really, really not witty.
What it's like to sleep in a Japanese capsule hotel.

Toy manufacturers don't know what girls want.
The hated Cubs fan has been revealed and revealed.
Anakin didn't switch to a mac, but it's close.
Chinese rats are going on the pill.
America Online takes time out of sending junk mail to bully a small college.
Quick history lesson: the Texas Chainsaw Massacre never happened.
The kids hate Radiohead.
Happy happy alphabet!
Male pot smokers may become infertile because their sperm suffers "premature burn-out."
Borderline-racist radical Islam mocking meets game three of the Yankees/Red Sox.
Dubya pens poetry, and the Missouri Review rejects it.
What Rush would say if Bill Clinton had his pill addiction.
Is hotmail too generic for you? What about fuckhotmail?
Here she is, Miss Accidental Homicide.
Sports fever means camera-whore fans.
No real surprise: study shows that Fox News viewers are grossly misinformed.
Newspapers across the country are receiving the same letter from different soldiers.
Perhaps the dumbest advice column question ever. (must watch ad first)
A cold bath brings man back from the dead.
Witness the dating "poverty of spirit."
Beware of your cell phone.
Ideas.
Follow-up on a link from yesterday: company sues student for figuring out CD copying flaw.
Man killed for $1.10. Killer spends it on ice cream.
Grossly sappy or delightfully romantic?
Some robbers steal things. Others are just idiots.
Local actress mugged for a bag of dog poop.
Chuck Norris, girlfriend stand-in.
Walking.
Beating CD copy protection is as easy as holding down the shift key. Hah!
Did anyone get drunk while watching the presidential debates last night?
Crime is tough in Indiana when you don't have any teeth.
Wild children! Raised by animals! Wild and feral! Roar!
Boy gains international attention for useless skill.
The bra that could save your life.
Rephotographing Paris.
This just about sums up what happened in California on Tuesday.
Rich NYC kids make glossy magazine how great the silver spoon tastes.
What kind of giant reptiles can you own, anyway?
Overheard conversations on the subway.
Students, out!
What the world needs is Britney Spears and Maryland's first lady in the same room together.
This is everyone's worst nightmare: being paralyzed in a room full of roaches.
Great and sad story about suicide on the Golden Gate Bridge.
A good castration doctor so hard to find these days.
Mob secret revealed: double-decker coffins.
Now you know how long you can keep that crap in the fridge.
He's a lawyer. He's under 40. He's a lawyer under 40.
Kmart employee locks himself in tiny safe.
Are all evil humans Klingons? No. Racist!
How Dubya gets his news.
Mascot bird-thing teaches kids to dance fun, not freaky. (video)
The fashion police are actually out patrolling.
How to create powerful vandalism.
It's raining frog eggs.
Ferris Bueller defies the laws of time and space.
For show-and-tell, a 5-year-old makes a bong.
Where's the 'any key' on my computer?
In death, Tom Dahlberg was one hell of a guy.
Trashy gossip columnist ruins trashy magazine's sex-map.
Now we finally know how the cookie crumbles.
Tiger attacks Roy (of Siegfried and Roy)
Man dies of ball-busting.
Pixar shorts!
Madonna teaches kids to love the prettiest, smartest, bestest girl. Like they need that lesson.
Just what the hell is the deal with ChildSuperModels.com?
Bubb Rubb says the whistles go Woo woooooooo!
Perhaps the most unfortunate name ever.
How secret are real secret agents?
Kamikaze Kat? (video)
College. A time of growth, exploration, and learning about bondage.
Go figure: rapper C-Murder was convicted of murder.
Commuters spend 51 hours a year in traffic.
Go, Grandma, go! (video)
George W(hatever) Bush
Brains were at work at the Creationist Science Fair. (is this real? can it be? my oh my.)
U.S. Government to discontinue long-term, low-yield investment in nation's youth (Onion)
Remember the guy who had sex in a church as a publicity stunt? Well, he's dead.
People still hate David Blaine, but now it's getting criminal.
Be the rat? No, be the ratinator.
Pakistan bans ultrasounds, claiming that they're too sexual. There's nowhere to even begin...
Bruce Willis has forgotten that he's not actually the guy from Die Hard.
Ok, how inappropriate is the staged photo that goes with this story?
New study: sunscreen doesn't prevent cancer.
Mother crawls out from under rock, and is shocked by FCUK ad. Rational, modern people everywhere hang their heads.
Sure, she helped a shooting victim, but she delivered the pizza late -- and that's what matters.
Tom Brokow accidentally says "tax cunts." (apologies for the porn ads on the page)
Meteorite slams into India. Nobody has blamed Pakistan... yet.
Pull my finger (and have your sound on)
Hey Celine, show us the thumbs up if you know you suck.
With a mess comes bugs. With a messed-up Iraq comes lawyers.
Well, it might not be something to look at, but at least it travels easily.
Man sues for being locked in a port-a-potty.
Norman Bates lives! Or, well, lived.
I guess it's dangerous work maintaining a 'best dressed' award.
Cute but hard-to-control online wiffleball. (and when it asks, no, you don't have to download it)
Government quibbles over food pyramid for fat people.
Make your own pruno. I mean, don't. Don't make your own pruno.
Someone finally answers the question: who posts Cragislist sex-wanted ads?
It's official -- everyone has turned against David Blaine.
How quickly does a young teacher break?
Ever look at eBay items and think, who would buy that? Well...
Sex and the fashion industry? Old news. Safe sex and the fashion industry? New news.
If you ever forget why Bush is a miserable failure, this is a good reminder.
Is California -- and America, for that matter -- prepared for Arnold in the buff?
Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Frat holds a Make Fun of Mexicans Party. Students protest.
If you want good loving, according to a new survey, don't go to New Zealand.
What do the candidates boogy-woogy to?
Small musician, big city.
Neat photo blog.
Little kitty might be hacking a hairball straight into your personality.
One man's love of getting oiled up and thrown across a bar is another man's insult.
What's the deeper embarassment: a mandated drunk-driver bumper sticker, or getting married at Wal-Mart?
Cool photos of Hurricane Isabel from space.
Round and round the racoon goes.
If you've seen Lost in Translation, read this. (If you haven't, go see it.)
Reagan thought that economics should trickle, but wanted his sex life to go dry.
"I returned $2,000 I found on the floor, and all i got was this lousy news article."
RateMyTeachers.com gives students the red pen. (read more here)
The slug/salt maze: science or torture?
Not a great magic trick.
Someone actually wondered why tropical storms aren't fought with nukes.
It's only a game, people. Only a stupid game!
Tony Hawk vs. Tony Hawks.
It's a man, baby! A man!
Angle-Grinder Man puts the cut in cuttin' off tire boots.
This proves it: Justin Timberlake is bad for your health.
Man buys cookie jar, finds long-lost brother.
Jawbreaker candy explodes, burns girl's face.
Kafka at camp: the lost diaries.
Keith Knight draws the absolute truth about the RIAA.
People Magazine reporter gets arrested for trespassing. And rightly so.
Wacky, lame-o products: RadioShack's nationalistic remote control, and the octodog.
Finally, a (admittedly stupid) use for Canadian change.
Crime round-up: crossbow-weilding ex-boyfriend, Samuri co-worker, mutilated bike theif, and tortoise smuggler.
Pot users agree: Canada's medical marijuana is worse than the illegal stuff.
Closed-minded Congress still has Freedom Fries on the menu.
Band promotes a, uh, killer show.
The history of French toast.
Someone's pathetically looking for a little presto-changeo-social-life-arango.
Lawsuit makes Taco Bell want to say, "Ai chihuahua!"
Man refedines the phrase, "make a face."
Validation! The world agrees with me that not only is FCUK not shocking, but it's stupid too.
There's a petetion going around to include the Star Wars Kid in Episode III.
Up for bid is the Really Gross Thing That Fell Out Of Her Ceiling.
Crime round-up: improper mayo death, garbage mailing fine, and Hummer arson arrest.
Just because the baby's in the belly doesn't mean it floats there expressionless.
Hey, is that some crazy disco dancing behind you?
Best court defense ever.
Fate serves up a big ol' dose of justice.
To prove a point, man pushes nut across London with his nose. Well, point taken.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger. Mushroom mushroom! (have sound on)
After yesterday's double-loss, we must wonder: how would Johnny Cash have sung the Three's Company theme song?
And now, thanks to some random person, we know.
Fake cop picks the wrong guy to pull over.
This game is so stupid. And yet, i continue playing.
They don't work there. They're not tourists. But they're there almost every day. They're Disneyana.
Reporter's notes shredded by bodyguard while interviewing Britney Spears's grandpa. (and an update)
Gore and Bush are neck-and-neck in recent polls. Unfortunately, America doesn't know Al's not running.
What Neil Armstrong really said. (have sound on)
Wal-Mart speaks its mind. (It's funny because it's true)
This is way too elaborate a plan to get a discount on fuel.
Ever thought about collecting medical antiques? Now's your chance.
Forget school. Time to learn something meaningful, like how to fall down stairs.
Turns out that ghosts are actually just very deep noises.
TOYNBEE IDEA IN KubricK's '2001 RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPiTER. Huh?
Apparently Wisconsin is the new Taliban stronghold. It jailed a 14-year-old couple for fooling around.
Disney unveils pointless James Bond-like self-destructing DVDs.
Man mails himself, Nermal-to-Abu-Dhabi-style, to his parents.
Dope-seeking teens found two dopes: themselves.
Your local television news is someone else's local television news.
Who wants to be a booty-call for some female celebrity in New York? Apply now.
This interesting article about the vague ten commandments made people freak out.
Some people tip bartenders. Others lust after them.
I have discovered a strange talent for guessing people's ages.
How easy is it to steal security computers from the Sydney Airport? Apparently, very easy.
Kentucky police asked themselves, "Who we gonna call?"
When moms go wild, it ain't pretty.
Guide for small talkers.
I'm worth $2,109,698.00. What about you?
Insane teenage lovers bungled a series of murder attempts.
Cook busted for giving cops a little more than a burger and a smile.
The only thing this guy loves more than stewardess uniforms is putting them on mannequins.
This is perhaps the meanest book review ever. (here's a teaser: the writer is called an "ass-face")
Futon for sale, full sexual history available.
Man seeks soulmate in California to love, hug and make a large pot of soap with.
Quick plug: the new Weakerthans album is wonderful. Listen here.
Crazy bagpiper man. And i do mean crazy.
So wait, who are the prostitutes?
Adbusters is making its own shoe so people aren't forced to support sweatshops anymore.
Man actually surprised that he was found after stealing a tracking device.
This might even make cat-lovers gag: rate my kitten
Scroll through a satellite photo of your neighborhood.
One of the greatest, strangest 30 seconds of your life.
(and if you thought that was funny, try the comic strip)
Shakespeare actor arrested for carrying a sword.
Now on sale: the car that parks itself.
Tossing spears is better than Britney Spears. Or something.
How many ways can Bill O'Reilly tell someone to shut up?
Finally, we now know what christian fundamentalists think about Dungeons and Dragons.
Classified ads for the classiest fieds.
Man fakes his death to get out of a court date.
This just in: most Americans prefer to defend an imaginary religion-based constitution.
Do car salesmen live up to their slimy reputations? An undercover reporter finds out.
The tragic life and times of Goofus and Gallant, an update.
Dispatch from the original Queer Eye Culture Guy.
Canada bans emotions -- on passport photos, that is.
Albert Einstein, swimsuit model?
Holy crap. See this guy's work? Looks are deceiving.
It's the summer of 50 dumps! (and i don't mean poop)
Kindergardners review indie rock songs.
So, it turns out that people in the mafia hate sex. Who knew?
Gary Coleman: a candidate with a diff'rence.
This is a great piece my friend wrote about sleazy salesmanship at comic conventions.
How do you add insult to the injury of a leg amputation? Try the wrong color prosthetic leg.
G.I. Joe meets G.I. Everyone Else.
What happens when science tackles the extremely mundane? This.
Who knew that Kim Jong Il, the crazy North Korean leader, keeps a livejournal?
Mod or fraud? Sex or something else? Art or crap? Can you tell?
Ever wonder what happened to the guy that mooned a jury?
"He made me eat a donut off his ass." (have your sound on)
The elementary school torture chamber is year-round silent lunch.
When bears lose their fear of humans, it's the humans that are the most dangerous.
Flash mobs for the desperate... the very desperate.
What's all this about alternate universes?
Marine shoots himself to avoid serving duty.
Man dies while laughing in his sleep. No, really.
Note to movie directors: do not load the prop guns.
What have these darling school children learned about pirates?
Bondage! Murder! Hiding a body! This story has it all.
Does television get any worse than eBay-TV?
Eight is great, especially in China.
Jack's dead. 'Nuff said!
Uh-oh. Looks like there's a Phish on the hook.
At least you know your wedding will never be this bad.
Metal detecting: a lot of fun, or a lot of stupid rusty nails and soda cans?
The Wall Street Journal sided with Al in the Franken vs. Fox debacle.
A mugger with a guilt complex. How quaint.
Why does the world have only one ass-kicking machine?
Elevator severs doctor's head.
Tracking syphilis? Just follow the Internet sex dates.
Po-tay-to? Po-tah-to? It's just a spud in the forest of the speech accent archive.
Learn grammar from the crusty ol' copy editor.
Baby wanders into a bank vault, gets trapped overnight.
Small town solves moth problem by reeking of sex -- moth sex, that is.
Dogs join the ranks of the metal mouths.
"The alligator ate the dog."
And hey, you are beautiful!