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SUBMISSION POLICY

Dirty Laundry accepts open letters of any topic, and will run them with complete anonymity. We haven't the money to pay you for your submission, but if your letter is used for publication, we will compensate you with a free hard copy. No, no. We insist. That's just the kind of people we are.

Our guidelines are as such:

1. Please keep your letter to under 1000 words.

2. Unless you have something truly unique to say, we will not accept open letters to celebrities. Sorry. They get enough fan mail as is.

3. Do not include any blatant signifiers about the subject of your letter, as these are to remain anonymous and lawsuits are a wonderful thing to avoid. Addresses, specific businesses of co-workers, full names, and similar signifiers will all be deleted.

If these guidelines are to your satisfaction, please e-mail your open letter in the body of an e-mail (no file attachments) to KNULPREK@aol.com. Be sure to make the subject say "DIRTY LAUNDRY SUBMISSION," or else there is a chance it may accidentally be deleted. Nobody wants that.

If you do send a letter, there's no need to be all secretive about who you are. Nothing will be revealed in the magazine except what you wrote in the letter. We promise.