HappyScrappy is older than your baby brother. See?

Features of the week
1997-2004: The (sometimes) weekly installments of longer features, including political rants, obnoxious comics, snippy IM conversations, funny graphics and more.

Home ramblings I  II  III  IV
1996-2000: The long-winded ramblings that HappyScrappy was built on.

Goths are funny
1998-1999: Days after this investigative mockery of high school goths was posted, an enraged goth wrote, "The integrity of a sub-culture is at stake!" Oh, if only.

Choose your own adventure
1999-2000: It's just like those books you quickly lost interest in as a kid, but with a sophomoric twist and crude illustrations.

Picture of the day links backlog
2002-2003: All the links that appeared at the Picture of the Day. Do note, many are probably defunct by now.