Reason #2 I wouldn’t grow a moustache:

Reason #1 is that I could never grow anything as furry as this fake ’stache we were playing with last night. My facial hair does “sketchy, dirty dude” really well, but “full-bearded man” is not in its repertoire.
Amy on 21 Nov 2007 at 11:12 am #
Well, you are kind of sketchy… maybe it’s just a warning to passersby?