If I had the time and video-editing knowledge, I’d have a viral video flying around the web by noon today. But alas, I have neither, so here it is: A free idea for instant Internet success!

Opening shot: Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee at last night’s debate, saying, “Most people in this country are more afraid of an audit than they are of a mugging.”

Cut to: Some impoverished-looking guy I find on the downtrodden streets of Dorchester. I’ve approached him, as I’m approaching all random people in this poor area of town, to pose Huckabee’s premise.

Me: “Sir, a quick question: Are you more afraid of an audit than a mugging?”

Him: “What the fuck kind of question is that?”

Cut to: Some other downtrodden guy.

Me: “Sir, are you more afraid of an audit than a mugging?”

Him: “You ever see the kids around here?”

And so on. Because, seriously now: Maybe rich, Republican voters are more afraid of an audit than a mugging (and certainly, Republican lawmakers with something to hide are very afraid of audits), but most Americans? This out-of-touch rhetoric is ripe for a little take-to-the-streets contrast. Someone, please, go make this video. I can’t wait to see it.