Portfolio ran an item about outsourcing Valentine’s Day, and it featured a hedge-funder named “Jason F.” who goes by the name “Douche.” To which New York mag wrote on its blog:

But a hedge-fund guy named Jason F. whose friends call him “Douche”? That sounds completely plausible. In fact, we bet that some of you readers know guys named Jason F that are — or should be — called “Douche.” Submit their names in comments below.

Somehow, somewhere, this is going to lead to an embarassing Google search. I just know it.