On second thought, she’d at least be a lot more fun to watch than Howard Dean
That New York Times profile of Ashley Alexandra Dupré, Eliot Spitzer’s hooker, has created open season on Ashley’s MySpace page. The comments are especially great, like this one:

Because that’s just what the cause needs: “America, now that I’ve gotten your attention by fucking Eliot Spitzer, I have something important to tell you all: There really were no WMDs! It’s true!”