But I did submit myself to be a panelist on this week’s “News IQ Quiz,” a news quiz show on NECN that ran at 8 p.m. on Friday — which means I pity anyone who had nothing better to do than watch me. Here’s the first segment:

If you suffered through that and actually want more, well, you’re beyond help. Here are links to Round Two and Round Three. Be sure to listen in for my very forced Bill O’Reilly reference during the final question.